My daughter just commented that all dill pickles seem to be Kosher asked me why Jewish people like pickles so much. Oy vey.
Also, not Jewish so I have no answer.
I’m not sure who invented dill pickles but I’d like to shake that guy’s hand.
Hard to believe, but I found the ‘Man’ section of Yankee Candle Company.
Both of my Twitter followers think I’m funny. So that’s three of us.
This has bugged me for quite some time now. Whenever I send a professional email, I do the standard thing at the end where I put my name, company name, phone number, etc. It’s the bit just before that which has me longing for more. Here are signoffs I sometimes use:
All boring.
I’m thinking of trying something new. Here are some I’ve considered and rejected:
But those just aren’t right. I need something professional, yet progressive. Any suggestions?
Starting the day with some hot three-way action!
edit: Sigh, all I did was change a lightbulb. But there was screwing involved!
If this Middle School concert is wrong, I don’t want to be… here.
(Source: twomousepads)
The only thing better than a 9 mile hike through the woods is when that walk ends at a pub. The walk home might be a little more difficult.
I think I just invented Black & Tan (& Tan)™!
I’m going to be a bajillionaire!