I’m in a poker tournament and this is being served as a snack. As a vegetarian health nut, I don’t really approve.

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Christianity hates football?

A huge pile of fruits and vegetables on my counter waiting to meet their destiny.

Picture of me with a head cold on the way to the drugstore.

I like this.

My daughter has started wearing pants that say things across the butt. This can’t be good.

raiselm replied to your photo: My daughter stayed home last night all by herself…

It’s like parental responsibilities Mad-Libs

Her answer to #7 was Don’t look in Medusa’s eyes.

My daughter stayed home last night all by herself while I attended a work function. To check her readiness for being all on her own, I created this “Home Alone Test” for her.